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spazhogdog
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Texas Girl

Post by spazhogdog » Thu May 20, 2010 3:28 pm

A Mexican, an Arab,
and a Texas girl are
in the same bar.

When the Mexican
finishes his beer,
he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico ,
our glasses are so
cheap we don't need
to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously
impressed by this,
drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a muslim!),
throws it into the air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces...
He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have
so much sand to make
glasses that we don't
need to drink with
the same one twice either.'


The Texas girl,
cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into
the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Texas ,
we have so many
illegal aliens that
we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless TEXAS
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houseofmicah
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Re: Texas Girl

Post by houseofmicah » Thu May 20, 2010 3:32 pm

hahahaha i think the arizona girls are the same

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Re: Texas Girl

Post by lamehawk » Tue May 25, 2010 12:51 am

lol
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Re: Texas Girl

Post by outrunner13 » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:25 pm

thats cute lol

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Re: Texas Girl

Post by FISHORDIE » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:33 pm

Good stuff
(.Y.)

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