Lost hunter in the cypress

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by flhuntfish » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:50 pm

LMFAO This is getting a little :censored up :lol: :lol:
He is totally BSin everything. What he really did for those four days was curl up in a ball at the base of a tree and spanked frank for a while

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by mick » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:13 pm

Yep , He will HOLD ONE :lol:

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by flhuntfish » Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:21 pm

LAMEEEE and he failed

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by GoodOyster » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:30 pm

Maybe they'll put him on 'Survivor"! After all, each season they have to have a queer or two in the group.
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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by houseofmicah » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:07 pm

goodolboy wrote:
Cr0ck1 wrote:he needs to join this forum. someone find him.
C'mon Crock, you know if he joined the forum we'd be laughing at him for 45 years...... but that may take some of the ribbing off of you :clap not a bad plan
he would be 'that guy' for sure

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by houseofmicah » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:30 pm

wow, its hard to believe any of it, honestly it is. it would be nice if maybe he really was just that dumb and actually did get lost, but its too strange, and his metaphors are too planned to be true IMO. i mean seriously, you were drinking from a natural spring and a catfish swims up to investigate you? it was funny, he has his hands spread out like two feet and then says it was like 6 or 8 inches long. haha what a tool. this was a dare gone wrong or just a publicity stunt probably.

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by flhuntfish » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:41 pm

Yea this whole thing is just dumb. hes hiding something. must have been a bet or a dare

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by houseofmicah » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:46 pm

+1 on the tramp stamp. thats some funny :ahole :sheet

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by GoodOyster » Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:39 am

houseofmicah wrote:+1 on the tramp stamp. thats some funny :ahole :sheet
On him is it a tramp stamp or a fag tag? :eek
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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by trapper dan » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:56 pm

I havn't been around in a while so I have missed alot. I like reading this forum and stumbled on this, All I can say is what a dumbass, Johnl hit it right on the money, no wonder no one could find him he found the fountain of youth and was hanging out with his buddie the catfish. LOL what an idiot.

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by Cr0ck1 » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:22 pm

just drop him off in a 1 acre patch of woods and hell lose.. make it fair.. drop him off in the plant section of walmart. lol

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by lamehawk » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:34 pm

He would just follow the voices from above .."lost person on isle 5"
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