Lost hunter in the cypress

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by bodysnatcher » Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:59 am

This is what it sounds like to me.

(Pass me a beer. Hey I bet you wont strip down and spend the night in the woods. I could spend 2 nights out there. I dare you to go 3.)

Well I think you get my point. :tequila
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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by goodolboy » Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:45 am

Cr0ck1 wrote:he needs to join this forum. someone find him.
C'mon Crock, you know if he joined the forum we'd be laughing at him for 45 years...... but that may take some of the ribbing off of you :clap not a bad plan
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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by Cr0ck1 » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:18 am

lol.. i think this guy was lost cause hes stupid...

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by flhuntfish » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:37 am

+1 to that!! :toast
I dont think he was lost at all. He straight up admitted to being able to hear 75. Im sorry but if i was down there in his situation, i would have been moving pretty fast towards the sound of 75. And the way he caught the massive 6-8 in catfish sounded soooo dumb. Who is this guy trying to kid? :lol: Im sorry but i really have no symapthy for him. It all just sounds too sketch man. Like hes trying to pull a fast one on somone

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by Cr0ck1 » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:38 am

i think hes gay.

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by flhuntfish » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:41 am

Cr0ck1 wrote:i think hes gay.
He proved that with the tramp stamp lmfao. Im tellin ya, when i was watching that interview and he pulled his shirt up i lost it when i saw that :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by Cr0ck1 » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:41 am

for that he just should of gotten a map of hawaii on his back. lol..

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by john l » Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:39 pm

Damn, I've listened to about 15 sec's of the interview and now I can see how he was lost. He seems to be retarded at best! Like I said earlier in this thread we should just let nature take it's coarse (natural selection) So he cant breed and further spread his stupid jeans. Oh and I'm looking forward to seeing the tramp stamp. :wacko

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by john l » Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:45 pm

OMG it gets worse by the second. This guy is a jack azz!!!!!!! I found a natural spring,and ate a cat fish. I doubt this! lol

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by bodysnatcher » Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:15 pm

Wife say's he was dropping acid or doing shrooms. :lol:
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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by flhuntfish » Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:17 pm

Yea a natural spring in the everglades??? Come on now lmao. "And the catfish was so big. if provided me a very nice meal" But I also didnt start a fire..EVER! and by the way the fish was only 6-8 inches long!!....

He was hittin more then just the peace pipe before he left the truck :lol:

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by flhuntfish » Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:16 pm

FLDXT wrote:And crock, that is not just a TRAMPSTAMP, that is a Tramp WRAP. Basically it says, "YES, I am a homosexual and complete MORON, thanks for noticing."
LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by Skunk Ape » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:16 pm

Sad thing about this rump ranger is that city people will buy his BS hook,line, and sinker. What a douche bag,I couldn't finish reading the article. Stalked by a panther,sinking in quick sand? What a fag.Kinda wish he would have found some hornets and choked on a crawdad.

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by john l » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:17 pm

I say we execute him!

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Re: Lost hunter in the cypress

Post by nachogrande » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:29 pm

He got the tramp stamp so his butt buddies would have something to read while piledriving
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